Rim Rock Ranch Apple Pie

September 1, 2008 at 10:57 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , )

My own take on the traditional apple pie recipe:

1 large shovel to kill snakes with in the orchard

1 large hound dog to stand by and watch you kill snakes

3 dogs to watch you bake and eat every moresel that might fall on the floor

1 fly to buzz around the kitchen and remind you that you are not the only one entitled to life on this planet

20 very small tart apples picked directly from your own little orchard

1 very little knife to cut up the very little apples

2 cups flour

1.5 sticks butter (cuz that’s all you have in your fridge)

Sprinkles of brown sugar and ice cold water

A couple dashes of cinamon & pumpkin pie spice (cuz again, that’s what’s in the cupboard)

A warm little oven set to 350*F

One CD you enjoy listening too, maybe something good for dancing as you clean all the things you dirtied while making the pie

45 minutes to patiently wait while the pie bakes

Friends to come by and tell you it’s the best pie they have ever tasted (whether or not this is a lie, it is necessary to complete this little recipe:)


1 Comment

  1. xmas said,

    is it ok to substitute overpriced new seasons apples in this recipe?

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